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Plot outline
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Cast
- Cameron Diaz
- Lucy Punch
- Jason Segel
- Justin Timberlake
- Phyllis Smith
- John Michael Higgins
- Dave Allen
- Jillian Armenante
- Matthew J. Evans
- Kaitlyn Dever
- Kathryn Newton
- Igal Ben Yair
- Aja Bair
- Andra Nechita
- Noah Munck
- Finneas O'Connell
- Daniel Castro
- Adrian Kali Turner
- Eric Stonestreet
- Thomas Lennon
- Paul Bates
- Jeff Judah
- Nat Faxon
- Stephanie Faracy
- David Paymer
- Alanna Ubach
- Christine Smith
- Paul Feig
- Deirdre Lovejoy
- Melvin Mar
- Rose Abdoo
- Jerry Lambert
- Jennifer Irwin
- Christopher Rockwell
- David Doty
- Molly Shannon
- Rick Overton
- Danny Trap
- Matt Besser
- Lee Eisenberg
- Bruno Gunn
- Jordan Van Vranken
- Richard Bernard
- Kadee Noel Brown
- B.J. Bugert
- Daniel Cohen
- Austin Michael Coleman
- Noah Dahl
- Youlanda Davis
- Christina Gabrielle
- Andy Scott Harris
- Jennifer Holloway
- Dot-Marie Jones
- Laurie Landry
- Christopher Mason
- Lindsay McGrail
- Daniel Messier
- Keith Middlebrook
- Scott Moran
- William Nero Jr.
- Sydney Sanchez
- Ryan Seacrest
- Bridget Shergalis
- Clara Soyoung
- Victoria Strauss
- Joanna Theobalds
- Preston Thompson
- J. Elvis Weinstein
Plots
A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her.
When her wealthy fiancé breaks it off, gold digger Elizabeth Halsey returns to middle school: she's an awful teacher but wants to save for breast-implant surgery. She brightens when Scott, a new teacher, turns out to be rich, and she stops showing films and sleeping in class when told there's a bonus for the teacher whose class scores highest on the state exam. Her competition for Scott and the bonus is cheery and tightly wound Amy. Amy digs for dirt on Elizabeth who cheats her way toward Scott's bed and the money. Honesty with students seems to be her only skill. She ignores Russell, a droll gym teacher, who looks on. Will she succeed with Scott and get those new breasts?
Ready to marry into money, teaching is a passable past-time for Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz), but when her fiancé dumps her for being a gold-digger, teaching becomes her only option. This school year introduces a new young teacher whom everybody seems to be in love with. Since he seems to be in love with big chests, Elizabeth has to find a way to pay for breast implants. She'll do whatever it takes, including stealing from her students or stealing for her students. She'll do even more once a perky, over-achieving teacher starts getting in her way.
The gold digger Elizabeth Halsey quits her job as a teacher at the JAM High School expecting to marry her wealthy fiancé. However, he calls off their engagement and Elizabeth returns to the school. Elizabeth is reckless, incompetent, pothead and does not give any attention to the students and her coworkers, and she shows movies to her students along the classes. The envious teacher Amy Squirrel hates Elizabeth and they are estranged to each other. When Elizabeth meets the substitute teacher Scott Delacorte, she discovers that he is very rich and she flirts with him. Further, she learns that Scott likes big breasts and she decides to have a surgery of silicone-implant. She needs to raise US$ 10,000.00 for the breast-implant, and she learns that the teacher that gets the best scores in the state exam would receive US$ 5,700.00 bonus. Elizabeth changes her attitude and teaches her students to prepare them for the exams. However, Elizabeth uses an unethical means to win the competition and Amy seeks evidences to prove that Elizabeth has cheated the exams.